An interview with Madonna
Madonna born August 16th, 1958 (Leo)
During her last concert, Madonna has pleased her fans by wearing a Versage dress entirely made of dried jellyfish (source)

We are here tonight with a special guest, Madonna, who just made her way through her last album. Hi, Madonna, and welcome to Celebrity Hammocks.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Evangeline Lilly, because we were in the same scout troop (go Webworms!) when we had more time on our hands.

Who are your heroes?
Thomas Aquinas, Bart Simpson, and myself.

Could you refute the noise about your role in the shady incident of Kraken DNA samples?
Thou, goatish tickle-brained hedge-pig! How do you dare?

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of need mix three parts of champagne, one part of coffee and some Alfredo sauce. Gargle with the resulting concoction every 15 minutes for at least 3 hours.

Madonna, do you have something to say to young people?
Hell yeah! Clinical research has proved that drinking like a New Hampshire politician may have undesirable long-term effects, like loss of eardrums or painful death. But now you can stop being afraid! Buy "Madonna's miracle", now with more Atherocyphiparia remota syrup. Just $29.99 for 100 tablets. (Disclaimer : Not actually a drug. It often may cause loss of limbs or induce paranoia. Gluten-free. It may contain traces of shrimps and coal).

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only bass players you can name?

Madonna, do you have any vice?
I watch catz videos on YouTube for hours. Well, maybe you are going to condemn me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Madonna refused to share her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
4491065638 5098598267 5444758121 5858759728 908663334 7666932688 9811869209 923508691 6667881527 3055147691 7040175561 5233273306 6616360491 3205830298 955113534 9958427392 8186874502 5022808644 6178780543 678647179
I queued up for several weeks for the privilege to have a little appointment with Madonna. The resulting interview was mind-boggling, like "Where the Wild Things Are" rewritten by Tarzan. So, it was awfully disastrous, to put it mildly, that my cat destroyed my only copy! After I recounted my vitals, I struggled to remember those imposing words. I want to be clear here: I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page is an entirely accurate chronicle of our rendezvous, and I'm starting to question whether it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.