We are here tonight with a special guest, Madonna, who just made her way through her last album. Hi, Madonna, and welcome to Celebrity Hammocks.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Evangeline Lilly, because we were in the same scout troop (go Webworms!) when we had more time on our hands.
Who are your heroes?
Thomas Aquinas, Bart Simpson, and myself.
Could you refute the noise about your role in the shady incident of Kraken DNA samples?
Thou, goatish tickle-brained hedge-pig! How do you dare?
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of need mix three parts of champagne, one part of coffee and some Alfredo sauce. Gargle with the resulting concoction every 15 minutes for at least 3 hours.
Madonna, do you have something to say to young people?
Hell yeah! Clinical research has proved that drinking like a New Hampshire politician may have undesirable long-term effects, like loss of eardrums or painful death. But now you can stop being afraid! Buy "Madonna's miracle", now with more Atherocyphiparia remota syrup. Just $29.99 for 100 tablets. (Disclaimer : Not actually a drug. It
often may cause loss of limbs or induce paranoia. Gluten-free. It may contain traces of shrimps and coal).
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only bass players you can name?
Madonna, do you have any vice?
I watch catz videos on YouTube for hours. Well, maybe you are going to condemn me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
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