An interview with Mads Mikkelsen
Mads Mikkelsen
Mads Mikkelsen born November 22nd, 1965 (Scorpio)
And now, instead of Spanish inquisition, enjoy a sweet photo of a dog (pixabay photo)

Mads, how do you invest all the dough you make?
Say, when parachute pants will be successful again I will be richer.

Do you like to cook?
I guess not! But I like to invent salads. My most cherished one is a mix of beef jerk and tofu, which I presume can be fine for both vegans and normal people.

Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the beef jerk and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some baguettes.

Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix beef jerk and tofu with some cranberry sauce and voilĂ , you are done!

Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. Are you a typical Scorpio?
Jawohl! I'm sometimes aloof, a bit inert, dogged and impetuous. My friends say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artist.

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Oh yeah! I have acquired an irrational phobia for Smurfs, by reason of a curious accident happened to my aunt. I'm also scared by tigers, but that is quite common.

Can you tell me the square root of 367748322?
Are you kidding? Even a confounded hedgehog can answer that, provided it has gained a thumb and a smartphone.

Mads, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Casino Royale"?
Humph! The set was full of ants. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.

Mads Mikkelsen refused to divulge his secret telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
9338711641 3132772034 4657932763 3180990249 4710263806 4367940204 2262538746 4975040868 3410456135 4026226007 382610831 7615261538 501436307 9600731389 376279139 5183225460 4606201613 3958430733 8284060408 5032647891
My boss had set up my short conversation with Mads Mikkelsen months beforehand. Unluckily, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like breeding scorpions or learning Tibetan. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Mads Mikkelsen would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.