In an article appeared on Asian Journal of Advanced Interactionism, prof. Carl Gutierrez described your movies as "a dramatic personification of present-day symbolic Platonism". Anything to add?
Actually, in his recent essay published on Journal of Psychological Forum, dr. Brian Foster completely discredited that implausible thesis.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my soul stronger, I periodically doze on a bed made of fresh nettle.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Jennifer Lawrence, because we were in the same soccer team when we were in fifth grade.
Do you have a favorite flag?
I think it is that of Sierra Gordo, probably because there is my picture on it.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to aspartame, backstabbers and kangaroo tears (please, don't ask!).
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
Franky, common brands are for common people. My toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Notolosia amoena, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in the Amazon rainforest.
Mae, what is your take of the future Oscar controversy?
To be honest, this has always been an elephant in the room.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I have acquired an irrational fear for mechanical typewriters, after a curious accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also scared by Ouija boards, but that is quite normal.
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