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Maggie Grace
Maggie Grace born September 21st, 1983 (Virgo)
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Writing her will, Maggie Grace has provided that her body should be cremated inside a volcano (source)

What is your opinion about the issue of global warming?
I have deducted that this imaginary global warming is just a monstruous plot of Matobo's operatives.

Which is your technique for eternal youth?
Curiously, it is a daily ablution with warm yak milk.

Do you have any scar?
I guess! I have a tiny kangaroo shaped scar on my right hip, a memento of my unpleasant encounter with a wild weasel.

Maggie, how do you invest all the dough you made?
Say, when disposable cameras will be popular again I will have my revenge.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a wombat. A big, fat, tranquil wombat, replete and heavy-eyed in the summer shade.

Maggie, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Sure! Scientific studies have showed that sniffing gasoline like an anteater may have undesirable long-term repercussions, like loss of eyebrows or painful death. But dread no more! Buy "Maggie's marvel", now with Amiflora inconspicua tincture. Just $19.99 for 80 capsules, only in the best Mexican groceries (Note : Not actually a drug. It usually may cause loss of eardrums or induce suicide. Sodium-free. A capsule supplies 100% RDA of pine needles).

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every four hours. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Maggie Grece", who happens to be a retired police officer from Sacramento. That's quite discouraging, but not as much heartbreaking as finding that according to Bing my name sounds like an appalling curse in Polish.

Maggie, you are always so strapping. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of March I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, robin's eggs and my special Smurf meatloaf.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Maggie Grace's home telephone number :
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I patiently waited for many years for an occasion to have a brief exchange with Maggie Grace. The resulting piece was fantastic, like "Great Expectations" rewritten by Doctor Doom. It was awfully regrettable, to put it mildly, that my dog by accident (I assume) shredded my only copy! After I regained mental sanity, I attempted to recapture those wondrous words. I want to be honest here: I'm not really so confident this web page contains a perfectly truthful run-down of our interview, and so I'm beginning to question whether it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.