An interview with Maggie Q
Maggie Q
Maggie Q born May 22nd, 1979 (Gemini)
Rimbadoo, the beloved pet guinea pig of Maggie Q, could also serve as a low-carb nibble in case of food scantiness following a natural disaster (pixabay photo)

Maggie, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Well, there have been some legal concerns regarding my last contract, so to bail out this mess I need to change my name, and next year I will be known as "Maggie QyŠH".

A fictional character you recognize as a part of your life?
As several people say, Pablo Picasso, because of our innate stylishness.

In a letter appeared on International Engineering Quarterly, prof. Eric O. Lee has described your movies as "a tragic compendium of modernistic contextual utopianism". Which is your reaction?
Well, in his paper published on Transactions on Philosophical Issues, dr. Frank Rivera completely invalidated that farfetched observation.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Lilliput flag. It is black and violet with a small brown raccoon in a corner. Lilliput is a proud but unfortunate nation. They are so poverty-stricken their dictionaries stop at the letter "K".

Which is your favorite snack?
Burgers with tartar sauce, a frozen pizza, three breakfast cereals, and a few drops of whiskey.

Do you do your own shopping?
You crazy! Actually, I retain a gang of Georgia Tech PhDs to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a bunch of pro buyers distributed around the world. For the clothes, always a critical issue, I ever hire a crew of stand-in, one for each body part.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I choose super-natural products, because I do pay attention to my beauty and my admirers. For example, this week I have a crush for miso and moringa fruits, which I found fantastic on chicken nuggets.

What motivates you to act?
It's easier than actually working...

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Maggie Q's secret telephone number is listed here :
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I lay in wait for many weeks for the privilege to have a little appointment with Maggie Q. The resulting article was marvelous, like "Siddhartha" rewritten by Captain America. Hence, it was highly deplorable, to put it mildly, that another inmate by accident set my only copy on fire! After I emerged from coma, I attempted to recapture those awesome words. Actually, to be straight here: I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains a totally accurate run-down of our exchange, and so I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.