Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a white anteater on my right buttock. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unfortunately it works only if I'm a little undressed.
Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he arranges for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to avoid admirers and stalkers
That's for certain! We go to extremes to evade those hooligans. We usually use the moniker "Maggie Suff".
What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to believe it when you spend your days in dreams made of rainbows pampered by adoring fans, but there are nations where it is difficult to find even an almost passable mint julep.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing door knobs. It will be tattoed on foreheads and backs of 800 volunteers that will be released in Lowell.
Who are your heroes?
Charlemagne, Gandalf, and myself.
Maggie, you are well known for your particular demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
I can't stay anywhere without baobab bark or pink glow-in-the-dark underwear delivered everyday to my suite.
What’s your biggest defect?
I tap my fingers on windows and also on people faces.
Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Naturally! I'm like a drug, a legit one, for the mass. I really make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I'm known to delight famed kings and depressed sewer inspectors to the same extent. You know? There are at least 16 avenues with my name in two different countries, not counting Botswana and Babar's Kingdom.
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