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Maggie Smith
Maggie Smith born December 28th, 1934 (Capricorn)
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The usual appearance of her fans (pixabay photo)

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Yes, actually I do! I suffer from an unreasonable fear for Teddy bears, because of a curious accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also terrified by dark places, but that is quite normal.

Your zodiac sign is Capricorn. May I read you your horoscope?
Yup! My friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal malarky.

You have gathered a great deal of discontentment inside you that can discharge without notice. You will feel yourself again only if you condone or murder somebody who has wronged you in the past.
Shite! That's remarkable!

Maggie, what is your opinion about the current USA president?
I was under the impression this was a humorous meeting, not a graveyard for lunatics.

Maggie, what is your opinion about global warming?
I've made clear my opinion in an essay that will soon appear on Canadian Annals of Anthropological Criticism, written in collaboration with the eminent dr. James Baker.

Should you give up acting, which career would you like to choose?
Probably that of salt miner. I already have quite an experience in that field.

As everybody knows, the problem of asthma in hedgehogs is attaining gigantic dimensions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
Yup! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,000/night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of asthma in hedgehogs.

Modern world seems prone to criminality and ferocity. What would Maggie Smith do?
You know, I believe that donating one million of bucks to every citizen can make many problems go away, but most administrators are rapacious aged blokes little responsive to my brainy advice.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Maggie Smith's secret telephone number is listed here :
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I sat tight for several years for a chance to have a meeting with Maggie Smith. The resulting interview was magnificent, like it was written by F. Scott Fitzgerald under the effects of unhealthy beverages. It was highly regrettable, to put it mildly, that my neighbor destroyed my only copy! After I regained my composure, I attempted to recollect those awesome words. Actually, to be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains an absolutely truthful run-down of what transpired during our talk, and so I'm starting to be uncertain it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.