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Maisie Williams
Maisie Williams born April 15th, 1997 (Aries)
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Among Maisie Williams' future projects there is a top-secret indie western movie in which all the action takes place in a fallout shelter (source)

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. However, I learnt to move light objects with my mind.

Maisie, you appear to be always so radiant and full of life. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. Everybody has a dark side. At times, when I face another artist, my sight dims and my heart darkens. And then, without warning, I sense the need to wipe out that dunce from the earth and whirl on her desecrate casket. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to face that side.

Maisie, where did you go on your last vacation?
Last summer I rented a posh villa in a hidden valley of Tonga. The deal included a drawbridge to protect my privacy but also a crowd of extras pretending to be excited supporters to let me feel alive.

Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Absolutely! The tentative title is "David, Kimberly and the bear". There are a woman and a man. They live together in Memphis. Kimberly is a NSA agent and David is a cartographer. When Kimberly's pet bear Deepita got laryngitis, they begin a spiritual journey to search for Lobudamia larga (a rare shrub which grows in Swaziland only), whose roots can cure the bear.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing dental floss. It will be tattoed on backs and arms of 700 models that will be dispersed in Omaha as in a flash mob.

Maisie, do you have any superpower?
You'll not believe this! I can shrink other people heads, since I was 2. Maybe this is quite uncommon in stunning people with Chinese forefathers.

Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
No way! I'm amiable, a bit lethargic, strong-minded and patient. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is common in artist.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often. Say every other day or so. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Maisie Wulliams", who apperently is a retired web designer from Tucson. That's quite saddening, but not as much embarassing as learning that according to Yahoo my name is similar to an appalling blasphemy in Russian.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Maisie Williams' home telephone number :
3122557065 3687288931 9652782248 5337584292 6623169657 9483432628 209647280 7539183660 2887024559 929684680 7880462367 6001007566 4533767232 2761151244 5605422390 483303892 203587755 2197643542 5247852889 9283539198
I sat tight for many weeks for an occasion to have a meeting with Maisie Williams. The resulting piece was fantastic, like it was written by the spirit of Emile Zola under the effects of prescription stimulants. Thus, it was highly unfavorable, to put it mildly, that my doctor by accident set my only copy on fire! After I slept over it, I tried to extract from my failing memory those mind-blowing words. So, to be frank, I'm not so certain this web page is a completely factual run-down of our exchange, and now I'm starting to question whether it ever happened...
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