A talk with Malin Akerman
Malin Akerman
Malin Akerman born May 12th, 1978 (Taurus)
Apart from acting, Malin Akerman's second best choice would be the career of earthworms breeder (pixabay photo)

How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll a couple of days ago. I think I'm a one in Amazonas, but a ten in Indianapolis.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the spider appearing in your last movie?
Holy mackarel! How did you people find out!? I'm going to repeat it for the last time: the fault was all of the spider.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to groundhog tears, acetylene and backstabbers.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Miss Croft.

You have been the recipient of several awards. Can you tell us what is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Platinum Elk Medal" assigned by the city of Reno for "phenomenal but unneeded stage exhibition" at the early age of 7.

Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it well. It was a play on the life of Charles I of England. I played the midwife, so my part lasted about 20 seconds.

Which is your secret for spotless skin?
Only few know it is a monthly scrubbing with hot unicorn blood.

I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Definitely! It is deplorable that I have so little time to put down the words, as we writers use to say. Last winter I've read the summary of the abridged version of the book "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz", and I found it more or less acceptable. On that account, I've asked my agent to contact the author - a certain Frank Baum - because I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.

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I have a confession to make. My chief had patiently scheduled my short meeting with Malin Akerman many months beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "Howard the Duck". So, this web page is essentially the recollection of a nightmare that followed after a dinner based on raw broccoli and deep-fried Mars bars.
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