Mandy, what’s your worst habit?
I snore like a volcano from hell.
Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often anymore. Say every four hours. But lately Google often says "Including results for Mandy Putinkin", who turns out to be a neurosurgeon from Sacramento. That's quite saddening, but not as much heartbreaking as learning that for Bing my name sounds like a shocking vulgarity in Polish.
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Indeed! It is regrettable that I have little time, if any, to put down the words, as we writers like to say. Last month I've read the back cover of the book "Catch-22", and I found it quite palatable. Therefore, I told my agent to call the author - a certain Joseph Heller - because I need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Hell yeah! Here it is
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My ideal karaoke song for any occasion is "Your Song" by Elton John.
Our world seems to be subject to ferocity and violence. What would Mandy Patinkin do?
I think that donating one million of dollars to every citizen can solve many problems, but most lawmakers are just greedy blokes little responsive to my clever suggestions.
Could you substantiate the rumours about the lost Sasquatch photos?
Thou, unmuzzled dread-bolted pigeon-egg! How do you dare?
Mandy, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Wish I Was Here"?
Yep! All the leading characters were gnawing onion spiced candy bars all the time.
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