A conversation with Margot Robbie
Margot Robbie
Margot Robbie born July 2nd, 1990 (Cancer)
Writing her will, Margot Robbie has specified that her body should be buried inside a pyramid (pixabay photo)

I'm here today with Margot Robbie, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Margot, and welcome to Gnaw Your Celebrity!.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, I remember that many years ago I was camping in Netherlands with a special friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "it" in the prairie, under the moon, in the very heart of nature.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My go-to karaoke song is "Overpowered" by Róisín Murphy.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Surely! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the respect,
you took the emotions away from me.
A scarf, a book forgotten in a drawer
the only sings of you.
You took yourself away from me,
everything you took away,
so how come your cousin is here to stay?

Margot, where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next holiday I rented a ritzy villa in a secluded valley of Rohan. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a payment in bitcoins to the amiable realtor from Russia that proposed me the business by email.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine a gnu. A big, fat, placid gnu, sated and somnolent in a summer breeze.

What do you think about president Donald Trump?
I imagined this was a humorous meeting, not a bleak one.

Do you know Cynthia D. Butler (a former psychotherapist, now an agricultural scientist) from Aurora?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly married to her. Then there was a rumor about Cynthia cheating on him with every caveman from Aurora suburbia, even barely breathing ones, so their marriage came to a hasty end.

There is no possibility any of these is Margot Robbie's secret telephone number :
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I have a confession to make. My director had patiently set up my brief rendezvous with Margot Robbie weeks beforehand. Unluckily, my pet jackal got peritonitis, so I had to skip the appointment. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Margot Robbie would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.