Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, here it is my guaranteed cure. In case of need mix two parts of vermouth, one part of fruit drink and some mayonnaise. Apply the resulting potion on your wrists and your elbows.
Do you have any birthmark?
Actually, I do. I have a little gecko shaped birthmark on my left shin. Probably my mother did accidentally swallow a gecko while she was pregnant.
Margot, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make acting?
I asked myself: "What do people like?" and the answer is candies! So I bought 2100000 boxes of candies which I secreted in my vaults, 'till the price goes up.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Well, I remember that several years ago I was traveling with a friend. We did "that" in the prairie, like libidinous gnus, in the middle of nature.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Harry Potter.
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Chloë Grace Moretz, since I always liked her as Sarah Connor.
Which is your technique for eternal youth?
Only few know it is a daily dousing with hot yak milk.
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