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A conversation with Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey born March 27th, 1969 (Aries)
Mariah Carey in a clever costume meant to fool obnoxious paparazzi (pixabay photo)

Mariah, do you have any vice?
Sloth. I have troubles dragging myself out of bed before noon. I’m possibly going to be blamed for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Do you know any good migraine cure?
Yes, in case of migraine, mix one part of brandy, two parts of ground coffee and some balsamic vinegar. Apply this concoction on your tongue and your arms.

As everybody knows, the problem of alopecia in dogs is attaining huge proportions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Why not! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($1,500/night) will be granted to a charity for the cure of alopecia in dogs.

What do you eat between meals?
Bacon slices with sesame oil, a pizza, two canned baked beans, and a tumbler of rum.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I have acquired an irrational fear for dog shaped clouds, after a curious accident happened to my uncle. I'm also scared by dark places, but that is quite normal.

How would you describe your music to somebody who'd never heard it?
Well, travelers sometimes recount that there are one or two such chaps in Nepal or in the Mongolian desert. As is used to say, my songs are like a delicious blueberry cake with a rich nucleus made of napalm.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my soul, I often rest on a cot made of rough sandpaper and nails profusely dusted with vinegar.

When your are not singing, which is your main pastime?
I think that collecting garden gnomes is a noble activity. I like to paint them in gray and black.

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