An interview with Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey born March 27th, 1969 (Aries)
In her secret laboratory Mariah Carey is compulsively trying fo find a cure for tonsillitis in dogs (pixabay photo)

One of your most famous works, "Vision of Love", is a planetary song of protest. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
May so! It's also my motivating song for when I have to write checks.

Mariah, what do you think of global warming?
I have deducted that this purported global warming anomaly is just a feebleminded plot of Krakozhia's operatives.

Do you do your own shopping?
No chance! I pay a bunch of shopping experts to compile my grocery list and texting it to a number of pro buyers around the globe. For the garbs, I ever employ a gang of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.

Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
All right! I'm sometimes aloof, a bit lethargic, irresolute and patient. My friends say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is common in artists.

Do you use an alias when you book a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to deceive stalkers and groupies
Yeah! We go to any length to run away from those cannibals. We mostly use the pseudonym "Mariah Cerey".

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing door knobs. It will be tattoed on arms and foreheads of 800 fans that will be set loose in Boise.

Which is your favorite book?
I really love "To Kill a Mockingbird" by General Lee.

You surely mean, by Harper Lee?
Maybe you are confusing the book with the movie, however we can agree to disagree.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Mariah Carey's secret telephone number :
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My boss had set up my short appointment with Mariah Carey many months beforehand. Unluckily, my pet coyote got colitis, so I had to skip the rendezvous. So, this web page is mainly based on what Mariah Carey would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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