A conversation with Marianne Faithfull
Marianne Faithfull
Marianne Faithfull born December 29th, 1946 (Capricorn)
One of Marianne Faithfull's most firm new year resolutions is to obtain soon a special license for flying a dirigible (source)

Marianne, do you like gophers?
Positively no!

For which reason you do not like gophers?
They reek! And one gopher bite my grandpa's leg. That was one of the motives I become a singer, so I may rethink my relation with gophers.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I have developed an irrational phobia for butterflies, because of a bizzarre accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by clowns, but that is quite common.

Which is your next musical adventure?
I'll soon release an esoteric album of gothic metal covers of Frank Sinatra greatest hits, sung in Greek, Catalan and Bulgarian. I believe it will be the apogee of my artistic life.

When your are not singing, which is your preferred pastime?
I think that collecting old TV antennas is quite relaxing.

What do you think of the problem of global warming?
I think that global warming is a grave problem. Anyway, my fans will undoubtedly approve my intention to purchase only palaces at least 80 feet above the sea-level.

What's the strangest dream you have ever had?
Not actually a dream: I was in a barren dark space. A strange aftertaste in my mouth. Then I remembered I got stoned at a screening of "Fred Claus" in a murky drive-in near Las Vegas.

Marianne, your zodiac sign is Capricorn. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal madness.

You will meet a drunk stranger from Los Angeles, a painter named Reginald with one eye red and the other violet. He will propose you to open a coyote breeding farm in Alabama. Don't trust him!
Kowabunga! Extraordinary, what do you have -- a time machine?

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Marianne Faithfull's home telephone number :
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I waited forever for a chance to have a short meeting with Marianne Faithfull. The resulting interview was impressive, like it was written by Truman Capote after too much champagne. Thus, it was highly regrettable, to put it mildly, that my cat devoured my only copy! After I took my medications, I made an attempt to recapture those wonderful words. I want to be frank, I'm not so sure this web page is a completely factual chronicle of our conversation, and I'm beginning to question whether it ever was real...
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