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Marianne Faithfull
Marianne Faithfull born December 29th, 1946 (Capricorn)
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Marianne Faithfull's attempt to launch her fragrance line spiced with cabbage essence has been an inescapable flop (pixabay photo)

What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a heap of banknotes in my pockets. You can stare at them, you may ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

What would Marianne Faithfull do to solve the issue of violence and criminality that is menacing present-day world?
Actually, I think that giving a hired gun to every citizen can fix many problems, but most politicians are selfish aged lads little attentive to my suggestions.

If I may say so, Marianne, you are well known for your strange requests when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Call it stubbornness, but I can't stay anywhere without chloroform-infused chamomile-tea bags or dehydrated vodka delivered every two hours to my door.

What happen if you play your song "As Tears Go By" backward?
Your hi-fi system may detonate.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Ace Ventura.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
WITHOUT all due respect it IS real, in a mockumentary.

What is your opinion about global warming?
I've made clear my opinion in an article printed on Texan Annals of Mathematical Epicureanism, written in collaboration with the eminent dr. Andrew Diaz.

Which is your next musical experiment?
I'll soon release a recording of rap covers of Joe Cocker greatest hits, sung in Punjabi, Filipino and Javanese. It is very personal and jet of broad beauty.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Marianne Faithfull's home telephone number :
3227925789 9192447486 9457050679 825612094 628574899 4320672651 815040003 6453263841 9204040683 2103165448 9506521658 7046722931 5899361404 3750121111 4042509785 6149337729 7440353611 370042411 4481208731 2705482927
My little talk with Marianne Faithfull has been scheduled many weeks in advance. The resulting interview was marvelous, like it was written by J.D. Salinger under the effects of prescription drugs. Thus, it was untoward, to put it mildly, that my armadillo (probably on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I dissimulated devastating emotions, I struggled to summon up those fantastic words. Actually, to be aboveboard here: I'm not really confident this web page is a completely truly run-down of our rendezvous, and thus I'm starting to wonder if it actually took place...
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