A conversation with Marie Avgeropoulos
Marie Avgeropoulos
Marie Avgeropoulos born June 17th, 1986 (Gemini)
As it happens to many Gemini people, Marie Avgeropoulos is at risk of getting a candies addiction (pixabay photo)

What’s the best sound in the world?
I think it is the calming sound of a roll of new banknotes touching each other. But please, write instead something more crowd-pleasing, say, "the comforting purr of a little kitten" or "the first word of your daughter".

Who are your heroes?
Arthur (the obscure cousin of Steven Hawking), Sarah Connor, and myself.

Where do you go when you die?
If you have been kind, you go to Rome, if you have been insipid you go to Montreal.

What's the most uncanny nightmare that you remember?
Not actually a dream: I found myself alone in a desolate dark space. A strange aftertaste in my mouth. Then I realized I got wasted at a screening of "Tiptoes" in a seedy cinema near Tucson.

Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
Absolutely! The temporary title is "Patrick, Sandra and Tesiro". There are a man and a woman, which live in Fresno, but they never met. Sandra is a killer and Patrick is a screen printer. When Sandra's pet anteater Tesiro contracts tennis elbow they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they decide to go to extreme measures to cure Tesiro.

You have been seen in a compromising situation with a famous person whose name and whose gender I've not the permission to expose. Have you something to add?
Do you mean Y.N.? It's a totally inoffensive thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with T.B...

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to happen all the time. Like when you "accidentally" fake a photo. Or, for example, your home may be "accidentally" stormed by the SWAT looking for some improper material a dude may have "accidentally" hidden there. Capishe?

I made a mistake, this is probably a picture of my pet monkey with a wig...

There is no possibility any of these is Marie Avgeropoulos' private telephone number :
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My chief had lined up my little talk with Marie Avgeropoulos several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like cultivating mosses or grooming my pet gazelle. So, the transcript above is essentially the elaboration of a nightmare I had after a generous dinner of salami and beans.
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