Cookie Consent by A conversation with Marion Cotillard
A conversation with Marion Cotillard
Marion Cotillard
Marion Cotillard born September 30th, 1975 (Libra)
Marion Cotillard in an ingenious outfit meant to brush off aggravating pursuers (pixabay photo)

Do you have issues with movie directors?
Everything is fine, except that time in which (probably due to a stand-in strike) a director begged me to eat a mouthful of dirt, which was a little bizarre, since that scene was not in the script.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep, just once. It was a tormented experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Napoleon manifested and certified that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Winston Churchill's plumber.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I want to call my agent.

Where did you go on your last vacation?
Last month I rented a fashionable palace on the secluded hills of Kiribati. The rent included a drawbridge to preserve my privacy and also a horde of local extras impersonating paparazzi to let me feel cherished.

Marion, what is your opinion about the current USA president?
I'm a little worried, since I heard rumors that Trump wants to finance a study that proves that the vaccines are a figment of China.

You have been the recipient of several prizes. Do you remember which is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Platinum Panther Cup" assigned by the Mayor of Las Vegas for "exceptional but redundant acting performance" at the early age of 8.

Do you use an alias when you arrange for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to ditch journalists and devotees
I'll do! I'll go to any length to duck those critters. I often use the moniker "Marion Cutillard".

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