I'm here tonight with Marisa Tomei, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Marisa, and welcome to Stuff Your Brain Doesn't Need.
It's a pleasure being here, essentially because your building is next to a falafel joint I dig a lot.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the elevator appearing in your last movie?
Holy moly! It wasn't my fault, and whatever gossip you heard about it has certainly been overemphasized by the scandalistic press.
How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I forgot the statistics. Probably, I'm a three in Amazonas, but a ten in Denver.
Could you improvise a song for us.
I'll do! Here it is
What is your take of the next Oscar quarreling?
Surely, this is a minefield.
What are your feelings about the current USA president?
I gave assurance to my niece I would not talk dirty openly again, so I'd pretend I did not understand your question.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on legs and foreheads of 900 models that will be set free in Ann Arbor.
Marisa, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
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usually may cause alopecia or induce paranoia. Gluten-free. A pill contains 100% RDA of tar).
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