We are here today with Mark Hamill, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Mark, and welcome to The Celebrity Machine.
I say it was about time you people invited me. I saw Jessica Simpson the other day and, let me tell you, I did not like it a bit.
What motivates you to act?
Essentially, everybody likes the sound of my voice.
Is there a deep meaning hidden in "Star Wars"?
Yes, that we’re all in this together.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a fox. A large, fat, tranquil fox, glutted and heavy-eyed in the shade of a large tree.
As everybody knows, the problem of legionellosis in coyotes is reaching epic proportions. Is Mark Hamill doing anything in this respect?
Of course! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,100 per night) will go to an organization for the cure of legionellosis in coyotes.
You appear to be always so sunny and chirpy. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I believe that each person has two sides. At times, when I look at another actor, rage darkens my heart and I shake with aversion. And suddenly, I fight the urge to seal forever those gazing eyes. That is my bright side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.
Could you deny the hearsay about your role in the crisis of Abominable Snowman DNA samples?
Shit! You are showing an inscrutable desire to assume room temperature, if you read me. And, I have a friend who knows a guy that for $1000,... Nevermind. You like surprises, don't ya?
Do you have any birthmark?
Yes, I do. I have a little spider shaped birthmark on my left shin. Probably my mother did dream a spider when she was pregnant.
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