A conversation with Mark Hamill
Mark Hamill
Mark Hamill born September 25th, 1951 (Libra)
Apart from acting, Mark Hamill's second best choice would be the career of sunset photographer (pixabay photo)

We are here today with Mark Hamill, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Mark, and welcome to The Celebrity Machine.
I say it was about time you people invited me. I saw Jessica Simpson the other day and, let me tell you, I did not like it a bit.

What motivates you to act?
Essentially, everybody likes the sound of my voice.

Is there a deep meaning hidden in "Star Wars"?
Yes, that we’re all in this together.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a fox. A large, fat, tranquil fox, glutted and heavy-eyed in the shade of a large tree.

As everybody knows, the problem of legionellosis in coyotes is reaching epic proportions. Is Mark Hamill doing anything in this respect?
Of course! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,100 per night) will go to an organization for the cure of legionellosis in coyotes.

You appear to be always so sunny and chirpy. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I believe that each person has two sides. At times, when I look at another actor, rage darkens my heart and I shake with aversion. And suddenly, I fight the urge to seal forever those gazing eyes. That is my bright side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.

Could you deny the hearsay about your role in the crisis of Abominable Snowman DNA samples?
Shit! You are showing an inscrutable desire to assume room temperature, if you read me. And, I have a friend who knows a guy that for $1000,... Nevermind. You like surprises, don't ya?

Do you have any birthmark?
Yes, I do. I have a little spider shaped birthmark on my left shin. Probably my mother did dream a spider when she was pregnant.

There is no possibility any of these is Mark Hamill's secret telephone number :
6260990702 7475703608 2560752754 466459323 8484454150 4318147190 4935225873 342496495 658017877 376685996 527313954 4372503635 8956704674 290819424 5844183132 343988451 3156614280 538000463 2550768779 6854043182
To be honest, my supervisor had planned my hurried interview with Mark Hamill months beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like breeding earthworms or learning Polish. So, the interview above is mainly the impression of a nightmare that ensued after a heavy dinner based on beans and deep-fried Mars bars.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.