A conversation with Mark Hamill
Mark Hamill
Mark Hamill born September 25th, 1951 (Libra)
Mark Hamill in a brilliant camouflage meant to lose annoying fans (pixabay photo)

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Evan Peters, since I always liked him as Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
All right! I suffer with an irrational phobia for Smurfs, after a strange accident happened to my cousin. I'm also terrified by clowns, but that is quite common.

As everybody knows, the problem of gastroenteritis in kangaroos is reaching huge dimensions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Will do! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a month. The profits ($1,500 per night) will go to a foundation for the cure of gastroenteritis in kangaroos.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to baboons, borax and nonsense.

Do you do your own shopping?
Heavens forbid! I have a number of NASA graduates to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a gang of pro buyers distributed around the globe. For the clothes, I ever employ a squad of doubles, one for each body part.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) in your possession?
Sheesh! Excluding "From Justin to Kelly", probabably it is "Envy" or "Highlander II".

Apart from acting, is there one thing you do better than anybody else?
Well, I can solve the Rubik's cube while I'm surfing.

You hit the mark in "Star Wars". Were you given plenty of freedom to mold your character?
You bet! In the original screenplay my character was a student counsellor. With a Texan accent, for Pete's sake!

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Mark Hamill's secret telephone number :
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I patiently sat on my bottom for many years for the privilege to have a brief interview with Mark Hamill. The resulting interview was breathtaking, like "The Catcher in the Rye" rewritten by Doctor Doom. It was awfully unlucky that my koala shredded my only copy! After I un-fainted, I attempted to summon up those imposing words. Actually, to be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains an entirely truly run-down of our talk, and thus I'm starting to ask myself if it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.