Are you allergic to anything?
All right! I'm allergic to poverty, chipmunks, and baking soda.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Han Solo.
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!
Mark, where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next holiday I leased a luxurious manor in a secretive valley of Freedonia. The only problem was making a payment in bitcoins to the genial gentleman from Nigeria that proposed me the deal on internet.
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to for a small clause in my last contract, which obliged me to do something unpleasant at least once, for publicity reasons.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight colitis?
Since I was a little boy, and my parents would argue about it.
What is your take of the current Oscar quarreling?
To be frank, this is an elephant in the room.
What do you think about the international situation?
Alakazam! I think it is unfortunately quite brutal, since in these injured times there are regions where it is hopeless to find even a just tolerable cheeseburger with or without catchup.
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