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Mark Ruffalo
Mark Ruffalo born November 22nd, 1967 (Scorpio)
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I'm here tonight with Mark Ruffalo, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Mark, and welcome to Crunch Your Celebrity!.
I say it was about time you folks invited me. I saw Carrie Underwood the other night and, let me tell you, I did not like it a bit.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can proudly tell you that I have my own exclusive brand. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Pereptera acuminata, an almost extinct bulb native of Uruguay.

Mark, your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
Why not! My supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal folly.

You have collected a great deal of dissatisfaction inside you that can discharge suddenly. You will overcome this only if you condone or destroy somebody who has injured you in the past.
Shit! You are spot on!

How do you invest the money you make in your career?
I can tell this: when disposable cameras will be successful again people will stop laughing behind my back.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my spirit, I periodically meditate on a cot made of rough sandpaper and fresh nettle.

Nowaday the problem of beriberi in armadillos is reaching gigantic dimensions. Is Mark Ruffalo doing anything in this respect?
O.K.! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The proceeds ($1,200/night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of beriberi in armadillos.

In an article published on Texan Transactions on Theoretical Bioethics, dr. David Miller observed that your roles are "a supernatural personification of modern contextual conceptualism". Anything to add?
Actually, in his recent paper printed on American Anthropological Journal, prof. Albert Rodriguez completely discredited that implausible assumption.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Mark Ruffalo's secret telephone number is listed here :
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Clearly, actors are very frantic people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Mark Ruffalo peacefully alone and to obtain the interview above without his help. Therefore, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained thanks to a computer simulation of Mark.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.