Mark, which is your method for perpetual youth?
Only few know it is a daily bath in fresh cement.
Mark, you are well known for your peculiar requests when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Everybody should learn that Mark needs what Mark needs, and he always gets it. Whether it's baobab bark or deep-fried locusts.
What would you like to do right now?
Take a nap in the sun.
Mark, what do you think about president Donald Trump?
I'm somehow worried, since I heard that Trump wants to sculpt his portrait on the Moon surface with a super laser ray.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Boogie Nights"?
Fee-fi-fo-fum! The set was full of mites. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.
Could you corroborate the gossip about your involvement in the shady incident of Sasquatch photos?
Curiosity killed the cat! You can't stand the truth!
When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Not no, but hell no! My mother and I decided that I would have become a sewer inspector. But, things don't always go as planned.
Mark, where did you go on your last break from work?
Last month I rented a gorgeous palace in a secretive valley of Benin. The payment included a drawbridge to protect my privacy and also a crowd of extras impersonating paparazzi.
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