Can you tell me the square root of 9127282567?
According to my fans one of the possible answers is something around 65.
Do you know Daniel Morris (a former barrister, now a hospital pharmacist) from Vallejo?
No, I don't, but my aunt has been engaged to him for 3 weeks. Then there was some commotion about the bizarre suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a quick ending.
Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that preparing food is a waste of time, since there are restaurants and cafeterias more than willing to provide my daily RDA of carbs and fats. In the few occasions I decide to cook for my disciples, I like to design salads. My treasure is a mix of spam and bean sprouts, which I presume can be suited for both vegetarians and normal people.
Intriguing! Could you share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the spam and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some bread rolls.
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix spam and bean sprouts with some tartar sauce and voilà, there it is!
A fictional character you recognize as your doppelganger?
Probably Tchaikovsky, because of our artful hair style.
What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the relaxing sound of a roll of new banknotes touching each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, say, "the joyful laugh of an innocent child " or "the placid purr of an unworried kitten".
Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
I'm on the set of the remake of "Gigli", an underestimated masterpiece whose meaning has not been fully recognized by critics.
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