Where will you go on your next holiday?
For next summer I rented an elegant mansion in a hidden valley of Gondor. The only problem was making a transfer in Linden dollars to the cheerful estate agent from Nigeria that proposed me the business on internet.
Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been kind, you go to Spain, if you have been insipid you go to Montreal.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say James Bond.
I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!
Could you rebut the noise about your role in the flimsy crisis of Bigfoot DNA samples?
Thou, cockered dread-bolted haggard! How do you dare?
Martin, you appear to be always so radiant and vivacios. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. I think that everyone has two sides. At times, when I meet another actor, hate makes my bones quiver and my heart grows darker. And suddenly, I sense an impulse to obliterate his grinning smug look. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about that side.
Do you like to cook?
No chance! But I like to invent salads. My favorite one is a mix of salami and bean sprouts, which I presume can accomodate both vegetarians and normal people.
Would you like to share the recipe?
Yep! You take the salami and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some salted brioches.
It does not matter, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix salami and bean sprouts with some chives and there it is!
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