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Martin Freeman
Martin Freeman born September 8th, 1971 (Virgo)
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Martin Freeman has signed a petition for the revival of the runic calendar (source)

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Martin Freeman, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Georgetown University, signed up for Transcendental Intuitionism 101, failed, and bailed out a month after that with an online poker addiction.

If I may say so, Martin, you are well known for your eccentric requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
I can't survive without Mongolian dandelions scent or orphaned baby panda's tears delivered everyday to my room.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Marge Simpson.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is dodecaphony.

Martin, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Totally! Don't let the color of your skin rule your world. Sun block and sunscreen have been invented for a reason.

Martin, what is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this so-called global warming phenomenon is a feebleminded plot of Brutopia's moles.

Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm filming right now the ad for a new salad dressing called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.

I would like to experiment it on innocent passerbies.
Well, it will be sold only in Archenland and Ecuador.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Martin Freeman's home telephone number :
5277693105 2946755727 798247599 3545816337 707869385 6780887024 660012660 5714487803 668179030 915154347 2144939181 5920667561 6470405770 6462229378 2290585519 824007810 6592869532 2414089221 9658868048 5818668010
Clearly, actors are frantic people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Martin Freeman alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Therefore, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained employing a computer simulation of Martin.
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