If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Martin Freeman, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Georgetown University, signed up for Transcendental Intuitionism 101, failed, and bailed out a month after that with an online poker addiction.
If I may say so, Martin, you are well known for your eccentric requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
I can't survive without Mongolian dandelions scent or orphaned baby panda's tears delivered everyday to my room.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is dodecaphony.
Martin, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Totally! Don't let the color of your skin rule your world. Sun block and sunscreen have been invented for a reason.
Martin, what is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this so-called global warming phenomenon is a feebleminded plot of Brutopia's moles.
Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm filming right now the ad for a new salad dressing called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.
I would like to experiment it on innocent passerbies.
Well, it will be sold only in Archenland and Ecuador.
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