Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my character stronger, I frequently take a siesta on a cot made of rough sandpaper and nails.
Can you substantiate the buzz about your involvement in the flimsy incident of Sasquatch photos?
Nonsense! Somebody may think you are showing an abrupt desire to hop the twig, if you read me. And, I have a friend who knows a guy that for $1000,... Whatever. You like surprises, don't ya?
Could you tell us something about your future project?
You betcha! I'm on the set of the remake of "The Spirit", a real classic whose magnitude has not been acknowledged.
Does your agent use a pseudonym when he books a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to ditch stalkers and groupies
Hell yeah! We do whatever is necessary to dodge those nuisances. I mostly use the moniker "Mary-Louise Purker".
Mary-Louise, you are well known for your eccentric demands when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Mary-Louise needs what Mary-Louise needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's astronaut memoirs or chloroform-infused chamomile-tea bags.
Do you remember what is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 6, I won the "Titanium Armadillo Prize" issued by the municipality of Seattle for "noteworthy and unneeded acting exhibition".
Modern world seems to be subject to relentless ferocity and violence. What would Mary-Louise Parker do?
I've two words for you: "Hunger Games" and "A Clockwork Orange".
Mary-Louise, your zodiac sign is Leo. May I read you your horoscope?
Yeah! But I don't believe in zodiacal insanity.
Today a fainthearted fear of failure and an upsetting relationship issue are hurting the fulfillment of your desires, but compared to tomorrow today is full of joy, so good luck.
My giddy aunt! That's remarkable!
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