Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yep. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "The Adventures of Pluto Nash", a little classic whose relevance has not been fully perceived.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Absolutely! Here it is
You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I lived 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to project my aura, about 7 inches far.
Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he books, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to get rid of supporters and stalkers
Jawohl! I go to extremes to dodge those nuisances. I often employ the moniker "Mary-Louise Purker".
Mary-Louise, do you like coyotes?
For which reason you do not like coyotes, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one coyote bite my cousin's leg. That was one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I may probably rethink my relation with coyotes.
Who are your heroes?
Aristotle, Mary Poppins, and myself.
Mary-Louise, according to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising position with a singer whose name and whose gender I'm not authorized to reveal. Any comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with W.E..
I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo is probably just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
You know, accidents are known to happen. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your home may be "accidentally" searched by the FBI looking for some wicked material a dude may have "accidentally" left there. Are we on the level?
Now that I look it better, the photo is very blurry...
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