Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix three parts of scotch, one part of tea and some chives. Apply the resulting mixture on your elbows and your knees.
Do you like to cook?
I don't think so! But I like to improvise salads. My treasure is a mix of bacon and seaweeds, which I think can be fine for both vegans and normal people.
Intriguing! Could you share the recipe?
Yep! You take the bacon and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.
It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you cast off the bread and mix bacon and seaweeds with some soy sauce and you are done!
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes, I do! I have acquired an irrational fear for dog shaped clouds, because of a curious accident happened to my cousin. I'm also scared by crocodiles, but that is quite common.
Mary, do you like sheep?
Why you do not like sheep, if I may ask?
To be frank, they reek! And one sheep bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the motives I decided to become an actress, so I should probably reconsider my position on sheep.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the chamaleon appearing in your last movie?
My my! I don't get how such a trifle has all of a sudden triggered public debate.
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