A conversation with Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Mary Elizabeth Winstead born November 28th, 1984 (Sagittarius)
Mary Elizabeth Winstead is supporting the introduction of seashells as a feasible alternative to stop the diffusion of bitcoins (pixabay photo)

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a violet monkey on my knee. It is radioactive, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Chicago suburbia, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow au naturel.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on legs and arms of 900 fans that will be released in Ho Chi Minh City as in a flash mob.

Which is your favorite snack?
Pasta noodles with mayonnaise, a cracker, four bread slices, and a bit of fernet.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the exciting tinkle of two emeralds caressing each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the calming purr of a lovable kitten" or "the cheery laugh of an angelic kid ".

Which is your earliest memory?
I have a very fuzzy and bizarre recollection. A man is waiting on a linear, long road in the flat countryside along cornfields. Suddenly, an apparently innocent crop-spraying plane begins chasing him, flying almost at ground level and bullets are fired against the man. Since there is no place to hide, he runs frantically in the endless cornfield.

Actually I believe that is a famous scene from the film "North by Northwest".
Holy moly! To be frank, yesterday I took a siesta at a film festival.

Does your agent use an alias when he makes reservation for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to ditch groupies and stalkers
That's for certain! We do anything to avoid those nuisances. I generally employ the alias "Mary Eluzabeth Winstead".

On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I made a poll a couple of weeks ago. Probably, I'm a one in Las Vegas, but a nine in Tibet.

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To be honest, my boss had patiently set up my meeting with Mary Elizabeth Winstead several weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "Ishtar". So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Mary Elizabeth Winstead would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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