Do you use an alias when you arrange for a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape stalkers and shutterbugs
Sure! I go to any length to elude those hooligans. We generally use the alias "Mary Elezabeth Winstead".
What’s in your pocket right now?
This is a tricky one. Since this transcription is a product of your naughty imagination, I'm probably totally stark-naked, so no pockets at all.
Who are your heroes?
Lao-Tzu, Bart Simpson, and myself.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Okey-doke! I have acquired an unreasonable fear for the color purple, on account of a freak accident occurred to my uncle. I'm also scared by tigers, but that is quite normal.
Do you have any scar?
I have a little wombat shaped scar on my right heel, a remainder of my troubled quarrel with a berserk anteater.
What are your feelings about the current USA president?
Sorry, I though this was a humorous interview, not a graveyard for lunatics.
What is the fuss about the current Oscar quarreling?
Frankly, this is a hot potato.
Where do you go when you die?
In a cemetery, usually. If you are cremated then your remains can lie in some otherwise useless place.
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