A talk with Mary Hopkin
Mary Hopkin
Mary Hopkin born May 3rd, 1950 (Taurus)
In her will, Mary Hopkin has requested for her ashes to be scattered on the Moon, possibly by hand. (source)

One of your most famous works, "Those Were the Days", is a universal hymn of love. Does it also have a second meaning?
Yes, it's also my encouraging song for when I have to meet the fans.

Mary, do you have any vice?
I pretend to listen when people talk to me. I’m surely going to be condemned for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel a need to inform people about brucellosis?
In confidence, I couldn't care less about it.

Which super power do you have?
Not a secret! I can hear colors, particularly if the sun shines. Maybe this is quite remarkable in people with Celtic ancestors.

Where do you go when you die?
If you behaved, you go to Spain, if you have been insipid you go to Ottawa.

Mary, do you like koalas?
Nothing doing!

For which reason you do not like koalas?
To be frank, they stink! And one koala bite my grandpa in his privy parts. This is one of the motives I become an artist, so I should probably rethink my relation with koalas.

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I have a confession to make. My supervisor had patiently set up my short interview with Mary Hopkin months beforehand. Regrettably, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Max Payne". So, the transcript above is mainly the recollection of a nightmare that ensued after a large dinner based on raw broccoli and cabbage stew.
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