Are you aware of the rumors about you and the table appearing in your last movie?
I have nothing to divulge about it.
Which is your favorite snack?
Tomatoes with mayonnaise, a cucumber, three cheddar cheese slices, and a tumbler of rum.
Mary, your zodiac sign is Aquarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal foolery.
Today a disconcerting work issue and a bleak lack of power are ruining the expansion of your horizons, but with respect to tomorrow today is quite good day, so good luck.
The dickens! You are dead on!
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Morticia Addams.
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so cold-bloodedly!?
Mary, is there a deep moral behind "Back to the Future Part III"?
Yes, that what the mind can conceive, it can achieve.
Mary, you are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in October I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue Smarties, blue potatoes and my special Smurf meatloaf.
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