Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I'm allergic to sodium bicarbonate, nonsense and wombats.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain soon a license for operating my hovercraft.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Johann Gutenberg. I was the comic relief in the part of a discombobulated passerby.
Matt, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make?
If you have money to invest, I can give you the phone of some gentlemen from Colombia who can double your stake. You can give them a photo of your kids as a good-will sign.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
I can win everyone's admiration singing "Via con me" by Paolo Conte.
Matt, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Absolutely! Scientific studies have proved that smoking self-growed tobacco may have obnoxious effects, like loss of vowels or death. But dread no more! Buy "Matt's shield", now with more Embacapronia magnifica powder. Just $29.99 for 70 pills. (Note : Not actually a cure. It
often may cause carbon monoxide poisoning or induce suicide. Sodium-free. One pill provides 100% RDA of feathers).
Matt, should you give up acting, which kind of career would you like to pick up?
Probably that of football mascot. I already have quite an experience in that field.
A famous person you think to as an imaginary friend?
As my fans like to think, Rambo, because of our deep clever eyes. We both breed little mooses.
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