A conversation with Matt Bomer
Matt Bomer
Matt Bomer born October 11th, 1977 (Libra)
Among the future projects of Matt Bomer there is a super-secret expressionist peplum movie in which all the action is set in a submarine (pixabay photo)

Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I'm allergic to sodium bicarbonate, nonsense and wombats.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain soon a license for operating my hovercraft.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Johann Gutenberg. I was the comic relief in the part of a discombobulated passerby.

Matt, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make?
If you have money to invest, I can give you the phone of some gentlemen from Colombia who can double your stake. You can give them a photo of your kids as a good-will sign.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
I can win everyone's admiration singing "Via con me" by Paolo Conte.

Matt, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Absolutely! Scientific studies have proved that smoking self-growed tobacco may have obnoxious effects, like loss of vowels or death. But dread no more! Buy "Matt's shield", now with more Embacapronia magnifica powder. Just $29.99 for 70 pills. (Note : Not actually a cure. It often may cause carbon monoxide poisoning or induce suicide. Sodium-free. One pill provides 100% RDA of feathers).

Matt, should you give up acting, which kind of career would you like to pick up?
Probably that of football mascot. I already have quite an experience in that field.

A famous person you think to as an imaginary friend?
As my fans like to think, Rambo, because of our deep clever eyes. We both breed little mooses.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Matt Bomer's secret telephone number is listed here :
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I have a confession to make. My boss had planned my brief rendezvous with Matt Bomer months beforehand. Unluckily, my pet wombat got myopia, so I had to skip the talk. So, the transcript above is essentially the recollection of a dream that followed after a large dinner of chorizo and deep-fried eggplants.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.