A conversation with Matt Czuchry
Matt Czuchry
Matt Czuchry born May 20th, 1977 (Taurus)
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Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Might as well! Here it is my guaranteed remedy. In case of need mix two parts of whiskey, three parts of lemonade and some chives. Gargle with the resulting potion every 10 minutes for 5 hours.

Apart from acting, is there something in which you beat everybody else?
Well, I can juggle balls while I'm surfing.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Without doubt an earthworm.

Can you tell me the square root of 2338382950?
I will not dignify you with an anwser.

In an article printed on Croatian Journal of Mathematical Linguistics, dr. Raymond Morris described your roles as "a dramatic embodiment of newfangled conceptual holism". Any comment?
Well, I think that in his interesting paper published on European Engineering Journal, prof. Stephen Y. Russell totally discredited that frivolous thesis.

Do you know Raymond P. Johnson (a former midwife, now an electroplater) from Thornton?
Not personally, but my aunt has been briefly engaged to him. Then there was some commotion about the strange suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to an abrupt finale.

Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Rene Descartes. I played Aladdin: the author was a renowned wackadoo.

Matt, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Eight Legged Freaks"?
Goodness gracious! All the leading characters were chomping onion flavored bonbons all day long.

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