We are here tonight with a special guest, Matt Damon, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Matt, and welcome to All My Celebrities.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
What do you have in your pockets?
I got a heap of money in my pockets. You can look at them, you can ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Maybe! But just once. It was a very tormented experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Nicolaus Copernicus appeared and confirmed that I'm the reincarnation of a John D. Rockefeller's homonym.
You appear to be always so positive and effervescent. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that everybody has a dark side. At times, when I face another actor, irritation darkens my soul and my vision blurs. And suddenly, I feel the need to delete his heckling smile. That is my bright side... I let you figure out how dark my dark side is.
Matt, do you like groundhogs?
Why you do not like groundhogs?
Actually, they stink! And one groundhog bite my grandpa's private parts. This is one of the reasons I decided to become an actor, so I may probably reconsider my relation with groundhogs.
Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
I'm filming right now the ad for a new perfume called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject without asking my agent.
I can't wait to buy that perfume.
I'll let you have a free sample so you can play with it.
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