A conversation with Matthew Goode
Matthew Goode
Matthew Goode born April 3rd, 1978 (Aries)
During the month of July Matthew Goode eats nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue Smarties and the so-called Smurf meatloaf, whose recipe is an uncanny enigma we prefer to leave wrapped up in its mystery (source)

Matthew, is there a deep meaning hidden in "Watchmen"?
Surely! That winners never quit - or something like that.

Where do you go when you die?
In a cemetery, generally, but if you are incinerated then your remains can rest in some otherwise useless place.

Who are your heroes?
Leonardo da Vinci, Dracula, and myself.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Talk to a priest about the circus of life.

Where did you go on your last vacation?
Recently I rented an elegant castle in a hidden valley of Bahrain. The contract included barbed wire everywhere to ensure my privacy but also a crowd of extras impersonating paparazzi to let me feel cherished.

Which is the first prize you ever won?
At the early age of 10, I won the "Plastic Horse Cup" issued by the municipality of Indianapolis for "memorable but unrequested stage accomplishment".

Do you know Kenneth Howard (a former air transport professional, now a roof tiler) from Montgomery?
No, I don't, but my aunt has been briefly married to him. Then there was some commotion about the odd suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a sudden end.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I was obliged by my best friend, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight mononucleosis?
Since I feared I had it.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Matthew Goode's home telephone number :
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My hurried talk with Matthew Goode has been set up many weeks in advance. The resulting interview was mind-blowing, like it was written by Edgar Allan Poe under the effects of unhealthy beverages. Hence, it was highly unfortunate that my armadillo (on purpose!) devoured my only copy! After I showed vital signs again, I struggled to recall those impressive words. Actually, to be aboveboard here: I'm not so certain this web page is a perfectly genuine account of our exchange, and now I'm starting to ask myself if it ever happened...
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