Matthew, is there a deep meaning hidden in "Watchmen"?
Surely! That winners never quit - or something like that.
Where do you go when you die?
In a cemetery, generally, but if you are incinerated then your remains can rest in some otherwise useless place.
Who are your heroes?
Leonardo da Vinci, Dracula, and myself.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Talk to a priest about the circus of life.
Where did you go on your last vacation?
Recently I rented an elegant castle in a hidden valley of Bahrain. The contract included barbed wire everywhere to ensure my privacy but also a crowd of extras impersonating paparazzi to let me feel cherished.
Which is the first prize you ever won?
At the early age of 10, I won the "Plastic Horse Cup" issued by the municipality of Indianapolis for "memorable but unrequested stage accomplishment".
Do you know Kenneth Howard (a former air transport professional, now a roof tiler) from Montgomery?
No, I don't, but my aunt has been briefly married to him. Then there was some commotion about the odd suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a sudden end.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I was obliged by my best friend, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight mononucleosis?
Since I feared I had it.
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