I'm here today with a special guest, Matthew McConaughey, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Matthew, and welcome to Celebrities Are Better Than You.
It's a pleasure being here, especially because your building is next to a vegan kiosk I dig a lot.
If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Which super power do you have?
This is a scoop! I can use two voices at once (one not mine), since I was 3, except if the sun shines. This could help quite a lot at parties.
In a letter printed on Texan Transactions on Modern Linguistics, prof. Ryan Phillips observed that your movies are "a perfect quintessence of modern conceptual relativism". Anything to add?
It is clear that in his last essay appeared on Annals of Pragmatic Perspectives, dr. Jerry V. Lewis utterly refuted that eccentric point of view.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm emotionally attached to "The Road" by Paul McCartney.
You mean, by Cormac McCarthy?
I think my cover had a typo, anyway I've heard it both ways.
Matthew, what’s your worst habit?
I snore like a doped coyote.
What do you think about the international situation?
Good golly! It's hard to figure it when you live in a pink cloud pampered by adoring fans, but there are places where it is difficult to find even a so-so cheeseburger.
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