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Matthew McConaughey
Matthew McConaughey born November 4th, 1969 (Scorpio)
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Last month, Matthew McConaughey has sold his renowned beer bottlecaps collection to an eccentric plutocrat for $191,000 (source) (pixabay photo)

Do you have any birthmark?
Actually, I do. I have a tiny gecko shaped birthmark on my right arm. Probably my mother did have a nightmare involving a gecko while she was pregnant.

Matthew, do you like cats?
Not really!

Why you do not like cats, if I may ask?
They reek! And one cat bite my grandpa's leg. This is one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I should probably reconsider my relation with cats.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yep! Meditate on human frailty.

When your are not acting, which is your favored diversion?
I think that collecting buttons rests my mind.

You're so deep in "Dallas Buyers Club". Were you given plenty of latitude to shape your character?
Absolutely! I like to ad lib. It's my trademark and directors oblige.

In a paper appeared on Annals of Practical Perspectivism, prof. Matthew Campbell has observed that your movies are "a dramatic embodiment of present-day conceptual atomism". Which is your reaction?
Well, it is clear that in his article printed on Pacific Transactions on Structural Ontology, dr. Kevin L. Diaz completely rebutted that farfetched assumption.

You appear to be always so lively and sprightly. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. I think that every person has two sides. At times, when I see another artist, my teeth chatter with fury and my vision dims. And then, without warning, I fight the urge to obliterate his grinning smirk. That is my sunny side... I let you figure out how dark my dark side is.

Matthew McConaughey refused to let me know his secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
6542891694 5292585472 3606895185 264495496 6611247671 2746148893 6050958143 2181843909 3848928137 3962275580 6548602494 5464569882 3119063118 2417080223 6310476372 3577504001 2074519682 2435654597 9319232298 8082501698
I have a confession to make. My chief had scheduled my meeting with Matthew McConaughey several months beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like cultivating parasitic plants or breeding earthworms. So, the transcript above is essentially the recollection of a nightmare that followed after a heavy dinner based on liver sausages and beans.
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