Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was a very tormented experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Alexander the Great appeared and established that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Samuel Johnson's plumber.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my spirit, I periodically doze on a bunk made of thorns liberally peppered with vinegar.
Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Positively! The title of the film is "Donald, Laura and the monkey". Imagine a woman and a man, which live in Indianapolis, but they do not know each other. She is a fibrous plasterer while the man is a killer. When Laura's pet monkey Tarira got tennis elbow they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they begin an adventurous journey to search for Hexaspenia parva (a rare tree which grows in Liberia only), whose roots can save the monkey.
Matthew, you have been seen in a compromising location with a star whose name I'm not authorized to reveal. Do you care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with S.Y..
I may have a picture.
Well, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, some wandering photons spontaneously originated an utterly random picture in which you wrongly recognized me. For example, given the right conditions, your father or your car may "spontaneously" catch fire. Capiche?
I think I've lost that (very unclear) picture anyway...
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the jackal appearing in your last movie?
Oh dear! How did you people find out!? It wasn't my fault, and whatever gossip you heard about it has been inflated by the journalists.
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