I'm here tonight with a special guest, Max von Sydow, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Max, and welcome to And My Secret Is - HEY, Look, A Celebrity!.
I say it was about time you people invited me. I saw Sting the other night and, honestly, I did not like it.
What is your opinion about the current USA president?
I guaranteed my aunt I would not talk dirty openly anymore, so I'd pretend I did not understand your question.
What is the most uncanny nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being rebuked by a Francis Crick impersonator, while I kept yelling "I did not paint my neighbor's lion".
Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Absolutely! I dig people's mind. My strength is that I'm all-embracing: I cheer wealthy astronauts and colorless roadkills collectors in the same fashion. Say, there are at least 15 parks with my statue in two different countries, not counting Wakanda and Benin.
What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is presently quite brutal, since on our battered world there are nations where it is impossible to find even a just passable Long Island iced tea.
You appear to be always so full of life and jovial. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to confess it, but I do. I think that each and every one has a dark side. At times, when I bump into a colleague actor, my teeth rattle with fury and hatred makes my legs quiver. And all of a sudden, I feel the need to wipe out that moron from the earth and jump on his bleak casket. That is my amiable side... I let you figure out how dark my dark side is.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Minority Report"?
Absolutely! The set was full of lizards. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Yes, actually I do! I have acquired an irrational fear for cookies, owing to a bizzarre accident happened to my uncle. I'm also terrified by roller coasters, but that is quite common.
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