A conversation with Mayim Bialik
Mayim Bialik
Mayim Bialik born December 12th, 1975 (Sagittarius)
Among Mayim Bialik's future projects there is a super-secret independent Spaghetti western film in which all the action is set underground (source)

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
I'm on the set of the remake of "Parting Shots", a masterpiece whose magnitude has not been fully acknowledged by viewers.

Does your secretary use an alias when he makes reservation for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to run away from shutterbugs and stalkers
That's for certain! I'll do anything to elude those cannibals. We generally use the moniker "Mayim Bualik".

Mayim, you seem to be always so lively and positive. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I really believe that every person has a dark side. Sometimes, when I bump into a colleague, my heart became heavier and my vision fades out. And all of a sudden, I fight an impulse to seal forever those ogling eyes. That is my amiable side... I let you discover, if you want, how my dark side is.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is quite brutal, since there are countries where it is impossible to find even a barely so-so cheeseburger.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that preparing meals is quite a waste of time, since there are bars and restaurants willing to provide my daily dose of fats and vitamines. The few times I indulge in cooking for my relatives, I like to create salads. My gem is a mix of beef jerk and soybeans, which I presume can be OK for both vegs and normal people.

Would you like to share the recipe?
Yep! You take the beef jerk and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some baguettes.

It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you cast off the bread and mix beef jerk and soybeans with some balsamic vinegar and voilĂ , you are done!

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Richard Wagner. I played a carrot: the director was intoxicated most of the time.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Mayim Bialik's private telephone number :
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To be sincere, my supervisor had patiently arranged my hurried appointment with Mayim Bialik many weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like breeding newts or learning Mongolian. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Mayim Bialik would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.