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A conversation with Mayim Bialik
Mayim Bialik
Mayim Bialik born December 12th, 1975 (Sagittarius)
In her will, Mayim Bialik has specified that her body should be donated to aliens, as a welcome gift (source)

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Mozart.

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Indeed! It is lamentable that I have little time, if any, to put down the words. Last month I've read the back cover of "To Kill a Mockingbird", and I found it quite acceptable. Hence, I've asked my agent to contact the author - a certain Harper Lee - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.

Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Tazbekistan flag, probably because there is my face in the center of it. Tazbekistan is a proud but unlucky nation. They are so needy they recycle dandruff.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which forced me to do something good at least once, for publicity reasons.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight jaundice?
Since I was a little girl, and my parents would argue about it.

You're so deep in "Beaches". Were you given plenty of freedom to create your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! Because of a technical problem I had to ad lib most of my dialogues.

Mayim, what is your opinion about global warming?
I have convinced myself that this global warming phenomenon is probably a grotesque machination of Pokolistan's moles.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Positively! I have developed an unreasonable fear for mechanical typewriters, owing to a freak accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also scared by porcelain dolls, but that is quite normal.

Mayim Bialik refused to share her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
5020851584 366365063 4161481348 9870867577 4461543072 559248516 2138464189 4739195173 2430408473 4139358333 6999752308 3669387775 3697377831 622566025 4724618014 5972095300 7993611454 779667328 377991006 5840087537
I patiently sat tight for weeks before being able to have a hurried meeting with Mayim Bialik. The resulting piece was excellent, like it was written by the spirit of Dostoyevsky in his prime. Hence, it was awfully unlucky, to put it mildly, that another inmate by accident set my only copy on fire! After I sobered out, I attempted to recall those great words. So, to be frank, I'm not so certain this web page is a completely truthful report of our rendezvous, and I'm beginning to wonder if it ever happened...
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