If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Mozart.
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Indeed! It is lamentable that I have little time, if any, to put down the words. Last month I've read the back cover of "To Kill a Mockingbird", and I found it quite acceptable. Hence, I've asked my agent to contact the author - a certain Harper Lee - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.
Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Tazbekistan flag, probably because there is my face in the center of it. Tazbekistan is a proud but unlucky nation. They are so needy they recycle dandruff.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which forced me to do something good at least once, for publicity reasons.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight jaundice?
Since I was a little girl, and my parents would argue about it.
You're so deep in "Beaches". Were you given plenty of freedom to create your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! Because of a technical problem I had to ad lib most of my dialogues.
Mayim, what is your opinion about global warming?
I have convinced myself that this global warming phenomenon is probably a grotesque machination of Pokolistan's moles.
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Positively! I have developed an unreasonable fear for mechanical typewriters, owing to a freak accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also scared by porcelain dolls, but that is quite normal.
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