A talk with Meg Ryan
Meg Ryan
Meg Ryan born November 19th, 1961 (Scorpio)
Last month, Meg Ryan has sold her fabled gummy bears collection to a capricious tycoon for $145,000 (pixabay photo)

A fictional character you recognize as an inspiration?
Probably Rocky Balboa, because of our similar way of life. In my daydreams we both enjoy the company of cute weasels.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix two parts of red wine, one part of energy drink and some bbq sauce. Apply the resulting mixture on your chin and your forehead.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I do not have any serious problem with directors: it's quite easy when you do not give a damn.

Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
Certainly! The title is "Melissa, Dennis and the fox". Imagine a woman and a man. They live together in Indianapolis. Melissa is a medium and Dennis is a midwife. When Dennis' pet fox Terira got osteoporosis, they decide to rise hell to treat the fox and save the planet again.

Which is the most blush-making DVD (or VHS) you personally bought?
Dang it! Excluding "Hobgoblins", I fear it is "Anaconda" or "Ultraviolet".

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a gray gopher on my foot. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Las Vegas suburbia, but unfortunately it works only if I'm somehow au naturel.

Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
I have a very fuzzy and quite strange memory. A strange fat cowboy is riding a big cylinder, which seems a bomb. It seems he is plummeting from very high in the sky, but he is not afraid and he yells and waves his hat.

Actually this is a well known scene from the film "Dr. Strangelove".
Nonsense! To be frank, yesterday night I drowsed at a rerun.

There is no possibility any of these is Meg Ryan's private telephone number :
9337593441 806461895 2796142732 471895415 4606274403 4151346239 5364241434 7729767595 7783563873 355745682 9040714202 402558073 4147581984 985069009 9379083375 6966813084 4985285917 8876667815 823292170 7802217058
To be frank, my supervisor had patiently lined up my little meeting with Meg Ryan many weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet jackal got mononucleosis, so I had to skip the talk. So, the interview above is mainly the recollection of a dream that ensued after a large dinner of raw onions and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.