An interview with Megan Boone
Megan Boone
Megan Boone born April 29th, 1983 (Taurus)
Megan Boone, partecipating under false pretence, has obtained an onorable 16th position at the Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

Do you have any birthmark?
Positively! I have a little caterpillar shaped birthmark on my left hip. Probably my mother did have a nightmare involving a caterpillar when she was expecting me.

Megan, you are also well known for your unconventional requests when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Lately I've found that I can't survive without an albine kitten or pure lanthanum delivered daily to my room.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Okey-doke! But just one time. It was an excruciating experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Woodrow Wilson manifested and certified that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Francis Crick's homonym.

Where did you go on your last vacation?
Recently I rented a posh castle in a secluded valley of Djibouti. The rent included a mined drawbridge to ensure my privacy and also a pack of extras acting like hysterical devotees.

Do you have any vice?
Surfing on the dark corners of Internet instead of doing work. See, I’m possibly going to be criticized for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a tinker's cuss.

Megan, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Megan's wonder". During one of my famed expeditions in the Atacama desert, I uncovered an unremarkable unknown shrub, now named Eriaflora aberrans, that blooms only every 8 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of cherries and tahini. It may sound unappetizing, but it's addictive.

What would you like to do right now?
Read the obit of my worst enemy.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a red bear on my back. It is bioluminescent, so I can be find if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works better if I'm slightly undressed.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Megan Boone's home telephone number :
8576206734 677163610 4889481861 8433537170 9031976641 234980442 3119131919 2865909189 9843800045 813857203 6541423659 6979728098 4197081815 5847164551 6758638404 477482390 831660589 4740036628 3706212401 9692665034
To be sincere, my chief had patiently scheduled my hurried meeting with Megan Boone months beforehand. Regrettably, my pet horse got legionellosis, so I had to skip the rendezvous. So, the transcript above is essentially the impression of a dream I had after a large dinner of raw onions and deep-fried Mars bars.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.