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An interview with Megan Fox
Megan Fox
Megan Fox born May 16th, 1986 (Taurus)
Writing her will, Megan Fox has provided that her body should be buried in a coffin made of diamonds (source)

Megan, you are always fit. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of February I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue potatoes and my special Smurf stew.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to whining, tigers, and borax.

What would you like to do right now?
Eat something salty.

A well-known person you think to as your doppelganger?
As my fans like to think, Mr Bean, because of our similar lifestyle. In my imagination we both enjoy the company of cute hedgehogs.

You have been the recipient of uncountable prizes. Can you tell us what is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Zebra Award" assigned by the city of Austin for "memorable and unneeded stage exhibition" at the age of 9.

Megan, what do you think about the current USA president?
Sorry, I imagined this was a humorous meeting, not a glimpse into the abyss of sadness.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the soothing whisper of a roll of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more suitable for publication, like "the heartening laugh of an innocent child " or "the calming purr of a little kitten".

Megan, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Megan's miracle". During one of my explorations of the Australian jungle, I discovered a little tree unknown to botanists, now named Myotrapea bidentata, which every 7 years blooms and gives fruits whose taste reminds of coconuts and ammonia. It sounds unpleasant, but it's easy to get the habit.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Megan Fox's secret telephone number :
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To be frank, my chief had set up my brief exchange with Megan Fox many days beforehand. Regrettably, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like walking my pet cat or growing mosses. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Megan Fox would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.