What do you think about the future Oscar dispute?
To be honest, this is an elephant in the room.
Nowaday the problem of arthritis in sheep is attaining huge proportions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Surely! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($1,200/night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of arthritis in sheep.
Do you do your own shopping?
Course not! Usually, I employ a group of Yale PhDs to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a team of professional buyers around the planet. For the clothes, I ever retain a number of surrogates, one for each body part.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the gerbil appearing in your last movie?
Caramba! My demeanor was absolutely professional.
What do you think of the controversial problem of global warming?
What do I think? I think that global warming is a serious problem. Anyway, my supporters will appreciate my resolution to acquire only castles at least 70 feet above the sea-level.
Which is the most shameful DVD (or blu-ray) in your possession?
Sodding hell! Apart from "Twilight", probabably it is "Aeon Flux" or "Heart Condition".
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Transformers"?
My giddy aunt! All the other actors were gnawing garlic spiced bubblegums all the time.
What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is unfortunately quite bleak, since there are countries where it is difficult to find even a barely passable apple martini.
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