A talk with Meghan Markle
Meghan Markle
Meghan Markle born August 4th, 1981 (Leo)
In her will, Meghan Markle has provided that her body should be donated to aliens (source)

What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the soothing whisper of a bunch of new banknotes touching each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, for example "the infectious laugh of an exhilarated child " or "the consoling purr of a lovable kitten".

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the cat appearing in your last movie?
Dash it! I don't see why such a small misdemeanor has all of a sudden triggered public debate.

Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it well. It was a play on the life of Francis Crick. I played Mandrake until somebody got smart.

Should you give up acting, which kind of career would you like to pick up?
Probably that of sewer inspector. I already have quite an experience in that field.

What motivates you to act?
There is a voice in my head that motivates me. His name is Richard. I'm sorry, but Richard says you are an idiot.

Which is the coolest flag in the world?
Surely the flag of Carpathia. It is brown and orange with a tiny orange coyote in the middle.

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Indeed! It is deplorable that I have little time to put down the words, as we authors use to say. Last summer I've read the recap of the condensed version of the book "Jane Eyre", and I found it quite passable. Thus, I've asked my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Charlotte Brontë - because I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any news.

Meghan, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Well, there have been some legal issues about my last contract, so to make a short story shorter, next year I will use the name "Meghan Merkle".

Meghan Markle refused to share her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
8488059208 2499479565 2530332634 442963531 708465694 8676713424 9827507088 641741028 8618250650 2588887402 479596433 4980320014 6378616800 9506758911 370577044 6262210367 6962549963 2758379629 5952598796 3067975608
To be honest, my director had lined up my short talk with Meghan Markle many months beforehand. Regrettably, my pet panda got gastroenteritis, so I had to skip the interview. So, the transcript above is essentially the recollection of a dream that ensued after a heavy dinner of cabbage stew and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.