What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the soothing whisper of a bunch of new banknotes touching each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, for example "the infectious laugh of an exhilarated child " or "the consoling purr of a lovable kitten".
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the cat appearing in your last movie?
Dash it! I don't see why such a small misdemeanor has all of a sudden triggered public debate.
Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it well. It was a play on the life of Francis Crick. I played Mandrake until somebody got smart.
Should you give up acting, which kind of career would you like to pick up?
Probably that of sewer inspector. I already have quite an experience in that field.
What motivates you to act?
There is a voice in my head that motivates me. His name is Richard. I'm sorry, but Richard says you are an idiot.
Which is the coolest flag in the world?
Surely the flag of Carpathia. It is brown and orange with a tiny orange coyote in the middle.
I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Indeed! It is deplorable that I have little time to put down the words, as we authors use to say. Last summer I've read the recap of the condensed version of the book "Jane Eyre", and I found it quite passable. Thus, I've asked my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Charlotte Brontë - because I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any news.
Meghan, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Well, there have been some legal issues about my last contract, so to make a short story shorter, next year I will use the name "Meghan Merkle".
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