A conversation with Meghan Markle
Meghan Markle
Meghan Markle born August 4th, 1981 (Leo)
Using a false name, Meghan Markle has partecipated and has been expelled from the latest Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

Meghan, do you like prairie dogs?
You bet not!

For which reason you do not like prairie dogs?
They stink! And one prairie dog bite my grandpa in his private parts. That was one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I should rethink my opinion about prairie dogs.

Meghan, what’s your worst habit?
I care too much and in general I work too hard.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of need mix one part of beer, two parts of fruit smoothie and some lemon juice. Gargle with the resulting concoction every 10 minutes for at least 4 hours.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Surely a lion.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the relaxing sound of a roll of new banknotes caressing each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more mainstream, for example "the cheery laugh of an exhilarated kid " or "the placid purr of a lovable kitten".

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Yes, actually I do! I suffer with an irrational phobia for the color purple, owing to a freak accident happened to my aunt. I'm also scared by tigers, but that is quite normal.

You're so deep in "Horrible Bosses". Were you given a lot of freedom to create your character?
Absolutely! There was a writers' strike, so I had to improvise most of my dialogues.

Meghan Markle refused to let me know her private telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
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I have a confession to make. My chief had arranged my short rendezvous with Meghan Markle several months beforehand. Regrettably, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Spice World". So, this web page is mainly the recollection of a dream that followed after a dinner based on beans and wild boar stew.
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