Mel, you seem to be always so sprightly and cheerful. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that every person has two sides. For example, when I look at a so-called artist, my teeth chatter with fury and I quiver with hate. And then, without warning, I sense the urge to expunge that dimwit from my sight and celebrate on his desecrate tomb. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover it.
Could you authenticate the buzz about your involvement in the shady business of Abominable Snowman DNA samples?
Could I? Maybe! Do I want? I'd say no!
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I think I'm gonna cry now.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A court order prohibits me to talk about it.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My go-to karaoke song is "Heart of Gold" by Neil Young.
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is unfortunate that I have so little time, if any, to write. Recently I've read the back cover of the book "Harry Potter", and I found it more or less palatable. Therefore, I told my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain J.K. Rowling - because I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any news.
What is the most uncanny dream you have ever had?
Not really a dream: I was alone in a deserted dim place. A rotten stench in the air. Then I realized I got hammered at a rerun of "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" in a dreary cinema near Boston.
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